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Post by namvet on Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:07 pm

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt..

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
Taxes drove me
to my doom...

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
(FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) >
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal
Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and
Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage
Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and
Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in
the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the world happened? Can you spell 'politicians!

And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?!?!?!?

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!!

YOU can help it get there!!!!

GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN !!!!!!
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Post by NonConformist on Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:30 pm

Yep...
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Post by GD2GO on Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:26 pm

It's time to tear this fucker down and re-build it from scratch.
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Post by NonConformist on Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:27 pm

Id say the frame is still good, but the interior needs a total re do
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Post by Obama Rulz on Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:39 am

Wow. A lot of big talk from the right wingnuts. As soon as a fair tax system is suggested to get rid of the excesses of the rich you guys get very nervous.
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Post by NonConformist on Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:01 am

O rly?

Show us where we are nervous?

You cannot tax people into prosperity you know?
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Post by namvet on Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:08 am

ive just about had it up to here with this troll. if I hear right wingnuts or neocons 1 more time im gonna turn that into a shit sandwich and make him eat it. every bite.
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Post by NonConformist on Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:34 am

Cool! Yet he accuses us of being intolerant and resorting to names...typical drivel of a leftist
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Post by Obama Rulz on Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:06 pm

You don't tax people into wealth. What we're doing is helping those who don't have much with a little bit from those who have too much.
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Post by namvet on Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:18 pm

Obama Rulz wrote:You don't tax people into wealth. What we're doing is helping those who don't have much with a little bit from those who have too much.

and the next 10 generations pay for it. " we're " sound like not us but you.
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